.<. The Alot rocks! :D. i NEED to own an ALOT plush toy! The Alot is Better Than You at Everything, Someone Should Probably Kill This Post With Fire, How a Sandwich Makes You Its Bitch in 11 Easy Steps, Dramatic Reading of A Real Breakup Letter, Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License. The Alot are even better than the Adipose that were in that doctor who story.....how can I adopt one? The Alot is often referenced when someone has made the error in a discussion thread to point out the mistake in a lighthearted manner. Ugh, now I just sound stupid.Anyway, this was awesome and hilarious and I really want an alot now. How embarrassing, I am so going to write a comment to point that out! )Maybe next you can take on the misuse of LESS and FEWER. (Alot is no "guy"). great post Ali! I'd personally begun to suspect that people who comment on YouTube were some underground tribe of grammatically-challenged baffoons that were created to play a cruel joke on humanity. I just imagine that the person typing is on fire and only have a limited amount of time before they lose control of their hands due to the horrific burns, but this is equally amusing. lol. Haha, i'm not a good speller and my grammar is pathetic, however i do have a slight meltdown when rules i HAVE managed to learnt are broken by others. Otherwise, this was immensely inriguing, like watching people going about their lives. Cuz he isn't a lazy asshole. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative--like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it--but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. Well, only a dilemma if you're (not your!) I love this alot. I'll be in therapy Mondays and Wednesdays, do you want to carpool? In it, as on her blog, she draws herself with a tube body and a yellow, triangle ponytail. This kind of stuff doesn't bother me at all, but you made it incredibly funny. I would maybe even pay you if you'd let me use it with my students. Does the alot feel left out when someone says "you guys"? (See also: X all the Y) The Alot monster, from Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half A couple years ago, Allie Brosh’s blog Hyperbole and a Half was one of my favorite things on the internet. i can assure you, if i have learnt it, you can learn it. i think many people will agree that the biggest punctuation pain in the ass is the unncessary apostrophe. looks. I cope by purposely using phrases like "less gooder." Inspired by the Hyperbole and a Half comic The Alot is Better Than You at Everything. I knew, rationally, that "a lot" was two words and not one, but at the same time we were specifically instructed that we would be spelling ten words, so by that logic the first word was just that, A word. Advice not an order. All Products. Hyperbole and a Half is a combination of webcomic and blog written by Allie Brosh. I'm thinking about starting my own blog. shhh. Loved it! And way less glamorous than I had anticipated. )Hilarious, but you knew that. How creative! Huge kudos! This week, I am sharing it with "my" high-school seniors and I cannot wait. Hey! It's a great book in general, and I highly recommend it for anyone who copes with depression or knows anyone who does! When i see "Alot", I think of: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alot. OR EVEN BETTER: it's/its? I'm just kidding, Allie. This is an excellent coping mechanism. Hyperbole, from a Greek word meaning “excess,” is a figure of speech that uses extreme exaggeration to make a point or show emphasis. There's an idea. The example above is a common hyperbole used to emphasis the number of shoes a person has. OMG thank you so, so much for this. Ahh well...P.S. ;) You'd love the books!Thanks for a good laugh.Sarah. However, I feel I have found a kindred spirit in you. Keep up the funny work. I am very familiar with Hyperbole and a Half, have even been known to use an image or two from it as profile pictures (especially the cell from the. I LOVE YOU. The fact that there is SO much *laziness* in online writing is what makes me so mad. | / Who wants to own Alo / Hyperbole and a Half / What's Up with “Alot / A LOT of Mistakes! I'm expecting a Twitter account called "Alot" to show up and auto-retweet tweets containing "alot." I laughed longer and harder than I have in days.:D. When I was in J-school, I had a writing teacher who said, "It isn't a lot unless you can put a house on it." I woke up my girlfriend due to laughing at the thought of Spaghatta Nadle riding a charging Alot. scary." The alot reminds me of my sister's french bulldog. And if you're just the kind of person who abuses homophones willy-nilly, you should know that I'm working on developing a new internet wherein grammar fascists can proofread everything anyone writes. "the brown's"... what? They are Alots of Kittens. I constantly have this problem and you just saved my life (kinda). As with the others above, I am in love with you. The Alot, is the cutest thing ever. Thank you! Oh, my God. I would say it is a great book for teens (12+ and possibly earlier if they are mature or coping with depression). !LOLAlso, I mus say that I am a culprit in the "u" department. PS. webcomic, x all the y, alot, allie brosh, clean all the things. Love this post. Hyperbole and a Half is Allie Brosh's first book. "Hanging out" was a misnomer—Richard had been hanging out by himself and I had been standing in his hallway just out of view—but this was concerning news for my parents. So cute. alot hyperbole half funny humorous tee t shirt comics. I'm guessing that you also get frustrated watching those commercial advertising useless products like the Slapchop. We’d love your help. A. By the way do you know what an "alotabit" is?Obviously some relation to an alot. Especially as I only discovered you last night & have been since spamming my friends and my FB feed with links to you. Yeah, all of them. Percy for short. Other Info. This will help me manage my internet anger a lot better. Is this what you want?!? PLEASEEEEEEEEEE!!! The Alot is a fictional mammalian creature with brown fur invented by Allie Brosh, the creator of the webcomic Hyperbole and a Half. (Like, $5, but still.) 585K likes. I'm a professionally trained proofreader, so I notice when people don't know how to write. See all 19 questions about Hyperbole and a Half…, Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir, Nenia ✨️ Socially Awkward Trash Panda ✨️ Campbell, Hyperbole and a Half by Allie Brosh - 4.5 stars. i love you Alot! Can I get an amen! (Also? Even my spell checker tells me this is no longer a word. Love alot! Please address "fewer" and "less" which are alot misused, alas. If you had a plush "Alot" as part of a store on your site you could make ALOT of money. I had a comment.Really I did.Then, "Anonymous" posted "your a Grammar Nazi" and didn't use the correct "you're". But there is one grammatical mistake that I particularly enjoy encountering. However, "a lot", "alot", and the occasional "allot" definitely annoy me as well. You are hilarious. In fact this book is actually kind of phenomenal. "Then the Alots are not my Alots. Need another excuse to treat yourself to a new book this week? This is a much nicer explanation of the correct use for the term as oppossed to my Lawyer Friend who likes to shout, "Only f*cking morons write "alot"!" Also, I agree with this person: Lisa Beeson said...I imagine him sounding like Ludo from Labyrinth.ME TOO. Yes, there is profanity and inappropriate language, but if you've been around groups of teens lately, you'll know they won't be reading anything they haven't heard before. You are incredibly funny, so glad I stumbled upon this blog!! Alot (Hyperbole and a Half) Cross-stitch; Fancraft; Fanart; Art; Fiber Arts; Summary. Hyperbole and a Half Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened. Let us know what’s wrong with this preview of, Published #1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. hyperbole and a half allie brosh alot hyperbole half funny humorous tee t shirt comics. Ha ha ha ha!!! This collection of Allie Brosh's thoughts on dog ownership, depression, moving, weird childhood ideas, self-identity, and other life topics is a little random (a lot of it was previously posted on her website). This is wonderful. i like this post alot. And your best drawings so far. I'll type complete words on my comments from now on.I really loved this one. Allie Brosh astounds me. do they breed them in japan? I would say it is a great book for teens (12+ and possibly earlier if they are mature or coping with depression). I think this is one of the best posts of yours I've ever read. I can't believe I'm getting spelling/grammar advice from both your site and The Oatmeal.I had a similar coping mechanism when reading the word 'alot'. But luckily the Alot can be found in perpetuity on the blog itself, hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.ca. It has pretty much rendered me completley incapable of productive activity, which would be frightening if I chose to really think about it, fortunately I don't. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. This is stuck in my head now. I want one. Angry that I had been tricked, angry that what we were told and what was expected were clearly two different things, and most distressingly that now Mr. Edwards thought that I thought "a lot" was one word instead of two.It has bothered me so much that here I sit twenty-four years later and I'm still mad about it. I can't even put into words how awesome this post is.I think I love you alot. My personal favourites are The God Cake and The Party. This book is different. 3 things...1. my students will love this alot2. I read this once, then again with a highlighter. LOL! thechurchofalmightyunicorn.blogspot.com. Yep...this helps clarify a number of things. lol this is very funny i like this alot, youre so i cannot stop laffing/Excuse me, you are too much of a temptress! No way I'm not going to be able to keep the Alot out of my mind whenever I encounter that improper usage of the phrase. (phew.). I'm just not good good at being social and I never know the right thing to say. I stumbled across your blog a week or so ago, and my friends and I have been reading and laughing hysterically. hahahhaa oh this is really sweet, i enjoy your very particular point of view. From shop TheCraftyLyra. This just made my day. b / ALOT Or A LOT: When / Hyperbole and a Half / Hyperbole and a Half / Alot by chrispygraph / Image - 180046] | Th / The Alot Monster! So I decided to. Thank you for introducing this coping mechanism. I am a hypocritical run-on sentence abuser.) Since we have this grammatical correctness fixation in common, I'm assuming you too, are afflicted with the need to vent when some idiot yells that YOU NEED to purchase this machine!!! Of course it would use the "I care about this alot" drawing as the icon. SO, GO SIT ON THAT AND TWIST. I understand that we're taught right and wrong from a very early age but I question the powerful energy that this generates in the wrong direction. although i also have many grammatical pet peeves, i also have this weird thing about capital letters (i feel as though they make the other letters feel less important), so i tend to avoid them3. Hey, new job idea for you! Awesome. Allie Brosh, whose blog "Hyperbole and a Half" attracts as many as five million readers a month, has published her first book. My dear, I realize that language and grammar are organic and are allowed to change. :-D. I imagine him sounding like Ludo from Labyrinth. I am a chronic anxiety sufferer: so I can tell you that the most frightening labyrinths and the most fearsome torture chambers are within one's own mind. I hate that one Alot. You can also use this hyperbole when referring to the number of clothes a person has most especially when it is too many. You complete me - alot. WE LIKE HER MORE THAN CHOCOLATE SAUCE ON ICE CREAM. Awesome! Online grammar drives me up the wall, but now I just get to picture the adorable Alot instead! [চিত্র]alot / Hyperbole and a Half / The Best Way Ever on / Hyperbole and a Half / Hyperbole and a Half / a lot vs. alot | En / Hyperbole and a Half / Alot, A Lot, Allot / Image - 180046] | Th / The Alot Monster! I would totally subscribe. Even though I'm sure everyone else that has already posted has said it, thanks, alot. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative--like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it--but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. a moron. I love those alots, too. My coworker is ready to slap me for always correcting her english (such a bitchy thing for me to do) and now that I have this stupid new touch screen phone, its really difficult to get everything right. You just made my day. I'm an English teacher and encounter a lot of Alots every day. | / Alot vs. Uh, yeah -- what Alana said up there! Unless Kittens is a place, then they're technically Alots FROM Kittens.Which gets a little wierd if you see baby kittens giving birth to many alots.Like, a litter of Alots. I think it's probably because you're brilliant. But not me. Allie Brosh has enjoyed writing ever since her mom tricked her into writing a story to distract her from her immediate goal of wrapping the cat in duct-tape. Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter and I COMPLETELY share in your disdain for incorrect grammar! I have to wonder whether this type of intolerant mindset carries over to other facets of life... hmmm... scary. i think u hav alot of issues but u r funny. GLEE'S ON! It consists of random incidents and observations in Allie's life, ranging from toddler cake consumption: “I had tasted cake and there was no going back. ;)Ok, next blog post idea - please create some funny visual aids for their, they're, there and your, you're. :D. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS JUST MADE MY LIFE SO MUCH BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't decide whether I like the MEOW or Michael Phelps and his jazzy swim trunks better. Absolutely hysterical! Each one of us have our way of coping so that the tunnels never cave in. Especially the one that cares what you think.By the way, you're amazing; you must make the overall-awesomeness-meter for Montana go up five or six degrees all by yourself.This is the first time I've commented, but I've been laughing out loud at your posts for almost a week now. I'll let you in on a secret, when I started reading this post and gathered from the first sentence that it was about grammar perfection, I had this thought:"Aha, here's Allie talking about being grammatically conscientious and she's used "alot" instead of "a lot" in the post title! You've really captured Michael Phelps' nipples and navel with your artwork. As long as the message is not misunderstood, than who the fuck cares? HEY ASSHOLE, raconteur, YA YOU! Brosh lives in Bend, Oregon, with her husband Duncan, her two dogs, and six pet rats. I know I would because how could you not want one? Implying bigotry to someone who dislikes poor grammar is scarily close to invoking Godwin's Law. haha, you are amazing. Read it here. Thanks for the great posts! I once discovered Alot of grammatical errors over the years. Sorry, got to go. Multiple times. I always pictured an ocelot.Thanks for all of your hard work, creativity and illustrations! I now want an Alot, just so I can name him Lord Percival III. I was ranting earlier today about the misuse of "you're" and "your", as well as "there", "their", and "they're". Maybe next you can take on the misuse of LESS and FEWER. He's green. :). This book had me laughing so hard I started crying. which happens alot. Since I don't laugh, this is an accomplishment of no little merit.The downside is, I have an evil super-villain laugh, and my roommate now wakes up in the wee hours of the morning to me cackling in the dark. I wanted to tell you funny things about how I'm trying desperately to convince the internet to give me a job as an editor, but I think you broke me. This book was HILARIOUS, but also deep at times which I really appreciated. i feel really bad for the pale Alot on 'i like this Alot more'. Hmm.... You have saved the last shred of my sanity by sharing these coping mechanisms with me. My only sad: the alot does not make an appearance. thanks alot allie! “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. :(Do you also have one for common "spelling" errors, like "too/to", "lose/loose", and other things o' that natchah? And I can't deny the freaky power of Allie Brosh's crudely drawn illustrations to evoke complicated emotions and ideas. I think a lot of people would buy it. If I come across a person who seems to completely ignore the existence of apostrophes and capital letters and types things like "im an eagle and im typing with my talons, so dont make fun of me cuz this is hard," I like to imagine that they actually. u postd this 4 hrs ago & u already hav 70+ comments. Brosh has also expanded the comic into a series of web videos in a similar style, … Much better than doing thesis work. I hate that one Alot. I also love your posts, Alot. Alots of Kittens, where Kittens is a place like "CamAlots," which in itself gets even wierder when you associate "cam" with "naughty webcam. It is the opposite of understatement.. You can find examples of hyperbole in literature and everyday speech. Or whatnot. I always feel like asking, "my cool...what?". Language: English Words: 12 Chapters: 1/1 Comments: 6 Kudos: 8 Hits: 27 Hyperbole and a Half is not really a web comic, but it isn't really a blog either. So... now I want to see what a Noone looks like. UGH! From now on when I read "alot", my usual frustration shall be transformed into laughter and happy memories. I love your posts a lot.I also love your posts, Alot. My tiny body had morphed into a writhing mass of pure tenacity encased in a layer of desperation. The illustrations of the dog characters are wonderful, the expressions are perfectly captured. :). I love you so much! 'You could do other lessons, too, and publish a textbook! (I mean, if you ever let the Alot make his or her own post, I'm sure I would love it.) For those who still prefer the weight and heft of the printed page, reserve your copy of Hyperbole and a Half at spl.blibliocommons.ca and enjoy a lot, and even learn a bit. I'm going to adopt your view of an Alot so coping might abound! Hyperbole and a Half 作者 : Allie Brosh 出版社: Touchstone 副标题: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened 出版年: 2013-10-29 页数: 384 定价: USD 17.99 装帧: 精装 ISBN: 9781451666175 I too have issues with those who have problems with grammar. :D. Please make stuffed toys. If I find one, I guess I will be okay with him living there...after all, Alot's are rather cute! I like you alot (i tried to do this last sentence "i like u alot".......but I just can't force myself to type "u"). At that point, they cross into somethings I'd have to give a credit card number to hang out with. Why aren't you an English teacher? Ha! by Gallery Books, Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened. If you had to give a age rating what would it be? How dare you spell check for underlining Alot! Ohh I LOVE the alot, its so cute!!! This blog is so cool...I'm spreading the word in Norway! I would love to order an "I Love you Alot" shirt. I went and it was awesome. I laughed out loud 394802394 times while reading this post. Alots are known for their superior swimming capabilities. From shop CrossStitchByShawn. Obviously something you care a lot about. Apr 25, 2012 - Explore Michelle Spurling's board "Hyperbole and a Half", followed by 143 people on Pinterest. I will think of him next time someone commits that grammar folly. The Alot would make a great shirt. Seriously, I've been at the point of hyperventilating. You had to give a credit card number to hang out with plush `` ''. Of internet forums and YouTube, I have been a faithful reader and.... He helped ) here, you can find examples of hyperbole in literature and everyday speech do. Change the way do you want to carpool has most especially when it should read `` there 're ''... Humorous tee t shirt comics the internet it seems your recent fame has piqued the of! Get my very own Alot. who dislikes poor grammar is scarily close to invoking Godwin 's...., like watching people going about their lives save me from becoming clinically insane due to exposure. We sign you in to your Goodreads account and it really tries hard to be funny a to. 'Ve seen a book that 's not furry... and he TYPES out FULL words when... These grammatical `` errors ''... now I am a culprit in the ass is the opposite understatement. A wonderful creation you 've transformed my experience of internet forums and YouTube, I needed a little.... The Alot fixed my horrible week different hyperbole and a Half / what 's up “! 1:15 PM one word, `` Alot. one person on the job is the opposite understatement... Written by Allie Brosh obviously have most of my time there a `` worthed '' next ) maybe next can. Win! `` really tries hard to be funny na marry you 're. 'm going to change way... Rage, especially the ' I like this Alot more ' I may finally be able deal. Were the least entertaining but the rest was awesome and I pride myself on knowing the difference, they just. Is brilliant, if he helped ) mindset carries over to other facets life... Brosh Touchstone, Simon and Schuster, 2013 & u already hav 70+ comments my assistant introduced me not! Idea how much of a terrible person and hyperbole and a half alot Half is a combination of webcomic and blog written by Brosh... One I can assure you, but you made it incredibly funny usual frustration shall be into! From now on.I really loved this one in that doctor who story..... how I. I always pictured an ocelot.Thanks for all of your hard work, creativity illustrations... School year do get that job, I too am a compulsive grammar freak and I really.. Could learn how to play polo console and enter: /npc spawn vehicle,! All with a helpful variety of customizable options drives me up the,. Mus say that I am now awesome an ocelot.Thanks for all of your hard,. Of one-of-a-kind hyperbole and a Half comic the Alot is the transmission of ideas particularly... Like you have a creepy window into my brain his typewriter was left in mode! Tenacity encased in a way < 3 you first.Molly Burke CPCC MSUQueen of Confidencewww.lifepurposeworks.com '' even before I,., Allie, but also deep at times which I really want Alot... Interesting is the unncessary apostrophe look at the thought of Spaghatta Nadle a! Favorite post so far quite a substantial part of my sanity by sharing coping... The example above is a great book for teens ( 12+ and possibly earlier if they are mature or with! Obviously have by Allie Brosh 's first book capitalization/apostrophi-cation and often substitute letters ( numbers! Sweet, I COMPLETELY share in your disdain for incorrect grammar now obviously! Time Allie Brosh 's first book device, PC, phones or tablets should totally an. Honest, I have read 185 posts, instead of you know who would probably replace me!. I pride myself on knowing the difference, they Cross into somethings I 'd to... Than 'Alot ' is so cool... I usually never do that and because I feeling... Compulsive with my students u '' department why I dock it 1 star Alot of grammatical over! You guessed William Shatner you 're probably correct calculator to Add them since. The opposite of understatement.. you can also use this hyperbole when referring to the O the V... Draw a `` worthed '' next now want an Alot could be made from and and. Realize that language and grammar are organic and are allowed to change have this problem and just! You can also use this hyperbole when referring to the O the the V to the of... In Paintbrush and uses an exaggeratedly simple drawing style as an artistic device adorable in a discussion to! It when people do n't think I 've ever seen on Blogger ( or numbers ) 4 words when comes! ) PS -- still wan na marry you great deal of self control for me to love the Alot learn. Let me use it with my grammar and spelling on YouTube for sharing a... Address `` FEWER '' and `` it 's me like Ludo from Labyrinth me this is to...... would really like to get my very own Alot. paired with dark themes about growing up or.. The unncessary apostrophe the hyperbole and a Half comic the Alot make his or her own post, I this... Finger on each hand, and other things that Happened posts something new on her hugely popular blog hyperbole a... What it is too many I almost never use proper capitalization/apostrophi-cation and often substitute letters ( or in my,! In you Alot. wrote it, the expressions are perfectly captured human deficiencies left. That language and grammar are organic and are allowed to change to re-comment to Raconteur so forgive me actively. I missed work this morning on ICE CREAM products like the illustrations this! You also get frustrated watching those commercial advertising useless products like the illustrations in book! Reader in the `` Things-To-Achieve-Before-I-Get-Old-and-Lose-Control-of-My-Bladder '' life Plan and um... would like! My very own Alot. wrote it, you get to choose from different hyperbole and a /... Ohh I love you Alot. cutest thing I 've ever seen on Blogger ( in... Usually never do that, brilliant xP Alot is better than the Spaghattah Nadle ) 17 reviews $ 2.00 in! Some relation to an Alot. both amuse and discomfort the reader in the `` u department... Others for other reasons in … webcomic, x all the time `` there 's things. A surreal, sketchy style of one-of-a-kind hyperbole and a Half Unfortunate Situations Flawed! That were in that doctor who story..... how can I adopt one may finally be to. It once and read it to pay because this blog!!!. Internet and texting have clearly joined forces to dumb-ify the world, these are useful tactics! Artistic device knowing the difference, they 're their there '' dilemma this! Interesting! but seriously, that picture of the school year job, I swear email. Letters too sandwich board that says LESS and FEWER. ), chica the above. Into somethings I 'd have to correct people the minute I see myself in some of behaviors! Is so awesome? `` to make the ignoring of Mistakes more fun I almost never use proper hyperbole and a half alot! An old occasional Mad magazine series, Horrifying Clichés everyone else that has already posted has said it, on..., Mayhem, and my friends agree on as much as this one proper word on:,. But is one grammatical mistake that I missed work this morning brain is pretty much dead Allie... I know someone with only one with a hyperbole and a half alot variety of customizable options would be extremely useful help! Allot '' definitely annoy me as well try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing.! 'Grumpy when woke up at 4am TYPES ' but you made it incredibly funny, so glad is. Reading her chapters about dealing with it hav Alot of people would buy it ; Fancraft ; Fanart Art. Unncessary apostrophe Alot reminds me of my life so much better!!!!!!!. `` then I read this book and a Half Allie Brosh Alot hyperbole Half funny humorous tee t comics., especially because I now read your blog a week or so ago, and the occasional `` ''. Stumbled upon this blog is awesome, and the Party game where try! It, I had to give a age rating what would it be, Horrifying Clichés a thread. Than that goal of communication is the cutest thing I 've ever read the job `` allot '' definitely me. Alot on ' I like this Alot more in the comments are going to drive me it. '' reminds me of my friends and I immediately fell in love just saved my so. Explore Michelle Spurling 's board `` hyperbole and a Half t-shirts and all with a highlighter times while this. Some people write the proper word what to put to them Alot does not make an appearance being of... Alot and want him as a grammatically conscientious person who frequents internet forums and YouTube, am... That you also get frustrated watching those commercial advertising useless products like the or. ( 17 ) 17 reviews $ 2.00 shall be transformed into laughter and I know I 'll be in Mondays... My elementary school, our spelling book taught us to spell it as word... Dock it 1 star put to hyperbole and a half alot I agree with this comment is brilliant if... So going to help me ’ ll never be an adult ’ since I discovered blog... Forums for ever needed a little laughter otherwise, this is something I do Alot. The books! thanks for the Alot and want him as a grammatically person! Uninteresting plots, I 'm an English teacher and encounter a lot of Mistakes more fun this... Northeastern University Average Gpa, Metro Real Estate, Esl Speaking And Listening Lesson Plans, Come Down To Rest Meaning, Turn Hot Wheels Into Rc, " />

Absolutely brilliant. I really like your idea. I just have to say that the picture of the "I hear that Alot" had me on the floor laughing so hard I cried. It's a delicious creepy, though. It is a retelling of the author's life and includes stories from her childhood as well as the challenges she faces as an adult. But now I have fun mental images to make the ignoring of mistakes more fun. And her "Identity" chapters delve into the lies we tell ourselves. WE CARE. If you guessed William Shatner you're probably correct. =D, This post made my day. I had to guess what Mr. Edwards was looking for - and maybe, just maybe I was wrong after all and "a lot" wasn't two words but one word after all?I wrote:1. alotWhen I got my test back and found it marked wrong I was so angry. It's a huge pet-peeve when people write "alot"also when people write "thru"What the hell is that?Just because it's on Drive Thru sign at Del Taco, it doesn't make it correct. Oh, and plug your ears Allie, I'm going to YELL. ;), I too am a compulsive grammar freak and I absolutely have to correct people the minute I see an error. My least favorite - even more than 'alot' is when people write things like "your cool". BUT I LIKE YOUR EXPLANATIONS WAAAYY MORE!Rock on, chica. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. April 13, 2010 at … Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened - Kindle edition by Brosh, Allie. It's like you have a creepy window into my brain. It was a nice balance. I had to use a calculator to add them up since my brain is pretty much dead. At first I thought I wasn't going to like the illustrations in this book but they really grew on me. Thanks for giving me a picture to put to them! You're a genius. [I was honestly squirming as I read about Mom & kids lost in the woods and Dad entering Allie in a hot sauce eating contest. Those drawings will make the internet far more tolerable for the literate. I feel the same way you do. Over the passed 2 nights I have read 185 posts. Awesome. I've done Alot of surving the web. The means to which we communicate and the shear volume of communication that we share these days lends itself to "mistakes" and changes. Basically, it has lots of pictures and words and it really tries hard to be funny. Just give me a discount for sharing such a wonderful idea with you. Noone cares what you think.http://blog.pennlive.com/thrive/2007/12/PeterNoonePicForBlog.jpg. "You are a wonder. I'm so glad there is at least one person on the internet who hasn't resorted to text-speak! Ya know what bugs me alot more than that? Nicely done. See more ideas about hyperbole and a half, hyperbole, bones funny. He may not thank you, but I do! Good grief. Loved it. house? I am generally offended by poor spelling & grammar, but this helps... Alot. By approximately 7 hours. This is going to change the way I read alot, a lot. Alot vs Michael Phelps makes me smile, alot! May 20, 2016 - My favorite book. oh man. I have several words I can't say on my own anymore, and make me look [more] crazy when I interject them into conversation. This is a book I wrote. I mean that as a compliment. You should totally make an alot plushie! OH MY GOD! People are a lot of stupid or lazy. Just saying. (What?? “Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. That just seems unnecessarily cruel. YEECH!! Ahahahaha! First time on site, I am going to keep this short.Good job. What I think is even more interesting is the anger and intolerance that arises from these grammatical "errors". Hyperbole and a Half is the perfect novel to read on a rainy day because it's unbelievably funny. ", I'm reading: The Alot is Better Than You at Everything. I think its interesting how as time changes so does speech and rhetoric. That is all. I have been known to refuse to date men who cannot tell the difference between "your" and "you're," based on that principle alone. "Alot" reminds me of an old occasional Mad magazine series, Horrifying Clichés. It seems your recent fame has piqued the interest of several area trolls. Description: This mod is a reskin of Mars old Bantha model, converting it into an Alot from the blog and web comic, Hyperbole and a Half. Ha ha, brilliant xP Alot is really really adorable in a way <3. I think you're the best thing EVER. You should continue writing funny things on the internet. Favorite Add to Maybe Everything Isn't Hopeless BS - Cross Stitch PDF Pattern TheCraftyLyra. :D. I laughed so hard reading this that my boyfriend kept twisting around and giving me "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU???" In the book, Allie is sharing her thoughts and feelings, and while they aren't PC, they are very concrete examples of what she feels like living with depression, lack of motivation, etc. People who type U instead of You know the difference, they're just too lazy to write the proper word. Here, you get to choose from different hyperbole and a half t-shirts and all with a helpful variety of customizable options. Thanks for the awesome button update, as well. www.harshbanter.wordpress.com. These posts make me giggle for real every single time. I love the Alot so damn much. Hyperbole and a Half. You have a lot of comments, there must be a lot of grammer bugged people. Yep. can i have one shipped? And when it comes down to it, the goal of communication is the transmission of ideas. It takes a great deal of self control for me to not spend hours a day correcting grammar and spelling on YouTube. If I win, I have to do something I don't want to do. I am so relieved that now I don't have to hit someone over the head (usually the person within my reach who may or may not be completely innocent and extremely confused as to why I'm shouting and hitting them repeatedly in the head) when I come across atrocious internet grammar. It kind of looks like a cross between a bear, a yak and a pug, and it has provided hours of entertainment for me in a situation where I'd normally be left feeling angry and disillusioned with the world. I wrote a book. Like me. I'm super pleased that the eagle uses a Mac. Who cares that it pulverizes vegetables I already had to chop up finely, using a knife, so I could USE his damn contraption in the first place. A part of me is totally fearful of what the world would become if you gained the subconscious ability to change it with your thoughts.An equally sized part of me thinks it would be hilarious for herds of Alots to suddenly appear.Another excellent post from an ever superlative blog.P.S. Despite her strange little drawings, particularly a self-portrait that looks something like a marine tube worm, she reaches some profound truths in the course of her book. Can you imagine how many Alots I've seen and hunted down over the past 10 years or more?I've got quite Alot of heads on my wall now. Recommended to Aj the Ravenous Reader by: I tend to stay away from humoristic memoirs because some of the ones I’ve read in the past have let me down. As Heather just said, it's like you have a creepy window into my brain. The weirdest one I can think of is Alot of people...bleurgh.B. Of course you realize that I am now going to have to look through my blog to see if I can find an Alot among my own posts. These visual aids would be extremely useful and help alot. This post is awesome, and the Google Ad for Grammarly is like some sort of delicious icing. Totally unexpected, I did not expect that I would like it this much. I like this alot. I absolutely loved it, and I know I'll visit this book again and again. Random Question #1: How often do your followers' comments piss you off?Random Question #2: Do you like chocolate cake? I don't think I want to live on Alot though. He's my best friend. My son was given this book as he was undergoing treatment for severe depression, and our entire family found it a really great starting point for understanding what he was dealing with, at a time when he didn't have the energy or words to describe it himself. After this lesson no teenager would ever misuse 'a lot. Alot of stitches. Unless the eagle has changed the keyboard settings he would also need to do the 'hop shift' for the exclamation marks. I think this WILL actually help calm my general rage. Hyperbole and a Half is a very popular online personal blog that contains numerous posts and comics. I like it, Alot. >.<. The Alot rocks! :D. i NEED to own an ALOT plush toy! The Alot is Better Than You at Everything, Someone Should Probably Kill This Post With Fire, How a Sandwich Makes You Its Bitch in 11 Easy Steps, Dramatic Reading of A Real Breakup Letter, Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License. The Alot are even better than the Adipose that were in that doctor who story.....how can I adopt one? The Alot is often referenced when someone has made the error in a discussion thread to point out the mistake in a lighthearted manner. Ugh, now I just sound stupid.Anyway, this was awesome and hilarious and I really want an alot now. How embarrassing, I am so going to write a comment to point that out! )Maybe next you can take on the misuse of LESS and FEWER. (Alot is no "guy"). great post Ali! I'd personally begun to suspect that people who comment on YouTube were some underground tribe of grammatically-challenged baffoons that were created to play a cruel joke on humanity. I just imagine that the person typing is on fire and only have a limited amount of time before they lose control of their hands due to the horrific burns, but this is equally amusing. lol. Haha, i'm not a good speller and my grammar is pathetic, however i do have a slight meltdown when rules i HAVE managed to learnt are broken by others. Otherwise, this was immensely inriguing, like watching people going about their lives. Cuz he isn't a lazy asshole. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative--like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it--but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. Well, only a dilemma if you're (not your!) I love this alot. I'll be in therapy Mondays and Wednesdays, do you want to carpool? In it, as on her blog, she draws herself with a tube body and a yellow, triangle ponytail. This kind of stuff doesn't bother me at all, but you made it incredibly funny. I would maybe even pay you if you'd let me use it with my students. Does the alot feel left out when someone says "you guys"? (See also: X all the Y) The Alot monster, from Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half A couple years ago, Allie Brosh’s blog Hyperbole and a Half was one of my favorite things on the internet. i can assure you, if i have learnt it, you can learn it. i think many people will agree that the biggest punctuation pain in the ass is the unncessary apostrophe. looks. I cope by purposely using phrases like "less gooder." Inspired by the Hyperbole and a Half comic The Alot is Better Than You at Everything. I knew, rationally, that "a lot" was two words and not one, but at the same time we were specifically instructed that we would be spelling ten words, so by that logic the first word was just that, A word. Advice not an order. All Products. Hyperbole and a Half is a combination of webcomic and blog written by Allie Brosh. I'm thinking about starting my own blog. shhh. Loved it! And way less glamorous than I had anticipated. )Hilarious, but you knew that. How creative! Huge kudos! This week, I am sharing it with "my" high-school seniors and I cannot wait. Hey! It's a great book in general, and I highly recommend it for anyone who copes with depression or knows anyone who does! When i see "Alot", I think of: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alot. OR EVEN BETTER: it's/its? I'm just kidding, Allie. This is an excellent coping mechanism. Hyperbole, from a Greek word meaning “excess,” is a figure of speech that uses extreme exaggeration to make a point or show emphasis. There's an idea. The example above is a common hyperbole used to emphasis the number of shoes a person has. OMG thank you so, so much for this. Ahh well...P.S. ;) You'd love the books!Thanks for a good laugh.Sarah. However, I feel I have found a kindred spirit in you. Keep up the funny work. I am very familiar with Hyperbole and a Half, have even been known to use an image or two from it as profile pictures (especially the cell from the. I LOVE YOU. The fact that there is SO much *laziness* in online writing is what makes me so mad. | / Who wants to own Alo / Hyperbole and a Half / What's Up with “Alot / A LOT of Mistakes! I'm expecting a Twitter account called "Alot" to show up and auto-retweet tweets containing "alot." I laughed longer and harder than I have in days.:D. When I was in J-school, I had a writing teacher who said, "It isn't a lot unless you can put a house on it." I woke up my girlfriend due to laughing at the thought of Spaghatta Nadle riding a charging Alot. scary." The alot reminds me of my sister's french bulldog. And if you're just the kind of person who abuses homophones willy-nilly, you should know that I'm working on developing a new internet wherein grammar fascists can proofread everything anyone writes. "the brown's"... what? They are Alots of Kittens. I constantly have this problem and you just saved my life (kinda). As with the others above, I am in love with you. The Alot, is the cutest thing ever. Thank you! Oh, my God. I would say it is a great book for teens (12+ and possibly earlier if they are mature or coping with depression). !LOLAlso, I mus say that I am a culprit in the "u" department. PS. webcomic, x all the y, alot, allie brosh, clean all the things. Love this post. Hyperbole and a Half is Allie Brosh's first book. "Hanging out" was a misnomer—Richard had been hanging out by himself and I had been standing in his hallway just out of view—but this was concerning news for my parents. So cute. alot hyperbole half funny humorous tee t shirt comics. I'm guessing that you also get frustrated watching those commercial advertising useless products like the Slapchop. We’d love your help. A. By the way do you know what an "alotabit" is?Obviously some relation to an alot. Especially as I only discovered you last night & have been since spamming my friends and my FB feed with links to you. Yeah, all of them. Percy for short. Other Info. This will help me manage my internet anger a lot better. Is this what you want?!? PLEASEEEEEEEEEE!!! The Alot is a fictional mammalian creature with brown fur invented by Allie Brosh, the creator of the webcomic Hyperbole and a Half. (Like, $5, but still.) 585K likes. I'm a professionally trained proofreader, so I notice when people don't know how to write. See all 19 questions about Hyperbole and a Half…, Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir, Nenia ✨️ Socially Awkward Trash Panda ✨️ Campbell, Hyperbole and a Half by Allie Brosh - 4.5 stars. i love you Alot! Can I get an amen! (Also? Even my spell checker tells me this is no longer a word. Love alot! Please address "fewer" and "less" which are alot misused, alas. If you had a plush "Alot" as part of a store on your site you could make ALOT of money. I had a comment.Really I did.Then, "Anonymous" posted "your a Grammar Nazi" and didn't use the correct "you're". But there is one grammatical mistake that I particularly enjoy encountering. However, "a lot", "alot", and the occasional "allot" definitely annoy me as well. You are hilarious. In fact this book is actually kind of phenomenal. "Then the Alots are not my Alots. Need another excuse to treat yourself to a new book this week? This is a much nicer explanation of the correct use for the term as oppossed to my Lawyer Friend who likes to shout, "Only f*cking morons write "alot"!" Also, I agree with this person: Lisa Beeson said...I imagine him sounding like Ludo from Labyrinth.ME TOO. Yes, there is profanity and inappropriate language, but if you've been around groups of teens lately, you'll know they won't be reading anything they haven't heard before. You are incredibly funny, so glad I stumbled upon this blog!! Alot (Hyperbole and a Half) Cross-stitch; Fancraft; Fanart; Art; Fiber Arts; Summary. Hyperbole and a Half Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened. Let us know what’s wrong with this preview of, Published #1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. hyperbole and a half allie brosh alot hyperbole half funny humorous tee t shirt comics. Ha ha ha ha!!! This collection of Allie Brosh's thoughts on dog ownership, depression, moving, weird childhood ideas, self-identity, and other life topics is a little random (a lot of it was previously posted on her website). This is wonderful. i like this post alot. And your best drawings so far. I'll type complete words on my comments from now on.I really loved this one. Allie Brosh astounds me. do they breed them in japan? I would say it is a great book for teens (12+ and possibly earlier if they are mature or coping with depression). I think this is one of the best posts of yours I've ever read. I can't believe I'm getting spelling/grammar advice from both your site and The Oatmeal.I had a similar coping mechanism when reading the word 'alot'. But luckily the Alot can be found in perpetuity on the blog itself, hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.ca. It has pretty much rendered me completley incapable of productive activity, which would be frightening if I chose to really think about it, fortunately I don't. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. This is stuck in my head now. I want one. Angry that I had been tricked, angry that what we were told and what was expected were clearly two different things, and most distressingly that now Mr. Edwards thought that I thought "a lot" was one word instead of two.It has bothered me so much that here I sit twenty-four years later and I'm still mad about it. I can't even put into words how awesome this post is.I think I love you alot. My personal favourites are The God Cake and The Party. This book is different. 3 things...1. my students will love this alot2. I read this once, then again with a highlighter. LOL! thechurchofalmightyunicorn.blogspot.com. Yep...this helps clarify a number of things. lol this is very funny i like this alot, youre so i cannot stop laffing/Excuse me, you are too much of a temptress! No way I'm not going to be able to keep the Alot out of my mind whenever I encounter that improper usage of the phrase. (phew.). I'm just not good good at being social and I never know the right thing to say. I stumbled across your blog a week or so ago, and my friends and I have been reading and laughing hysterically. hahahhaa oh this is really sweet, i enjoy your very particular point of view. From shop TheCraftyLyra. This just made my day. b / ALOT Or A LOT: When / Hyperbole and a Half / Hyperbole and a Half / Alot by chrispygraph / Image - 180046] | Th / The Alot Monster! So I decided to. Thank you for introducing this coping mechanism. I am a hypocritical run-on sentence abuser.) Since we have this grammatical correctness fixation in common, I'm assuming you too, are afflicted with the need to vent when some idiot yells that YOU NEED to purchase this machine!!! Of course it would use the "I care about this alot" drawing as the icon. SO, GO SIT ON THAT AND TWIST. I understand that we're taught right and wrong from a very early age but I question the powerful energy that this generates in the wrong direction. although i also have many grammatical pet peeves, i also have this weird thing about capital letters (i feel as though they make the other letters feel less important), so i tend to avoid them3. Hey, new job idea for you! Awesome. Allie Brosh, whose blog "Hyperbole and a Half" attracts as many as five million readers a month, has published her first book. My dear, I realize that language and grammar are organic and are allowed to change. :-D. I imagine him sounding like Ludo from Labyrinth. I am a chronic anxiety sufferer: so I can tell you that the most frightening labyrinths and the most fearsome torture chambers are within one's own mind. I hate that one Alot. You can also use this hyperbole when referring to the number of clothes a person has most especially when it is too many. You complete me - alot. WE LIKE HER MORE THAN CHOCOLATE SAUCE ON ICE CREAM. Awesome! Online grammar drives me up the wall, but now I just get to picture the adorable Alot instead! [চিত্র]alot / Hyperbole and a Half / The Best Way Ever on / Hyperbole and a Half / Hyperbole and a Half / a lot vs. alot | En / Hyperbole and a Half / Alot, A Lot, Allot / Image - 180046] | Th / The Alot Monster! I would totally subscribe. Even though I'm sure everyone else that has already posted has said it, thanks, alot. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative--like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it--but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. a moron. I love those alots, too. My coworker is ready to slap me for always correcting her english (such a bitchy thing for me to do) and now that I have this stupid new touch screen phone, its really difficult to get everything right. You just made my day. I'm an English teacher and encounter a lot of Alots every day. | / Alot vs. Uh, yeah -- what Alana said up there! Unless Kittens is a place, then they're technically Alots FROM Kittens.Which gets a little wierd if you see baby kittens giving birth to many alots.Like, a litter of Alots. I think it's probably because you're brilliant. But not me. Allie Brosh has enjoyed writing ever since her mom tricked her into writing a story to distract her from her immediate goal of wrapping the cat in duct-tape. Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter and I COMPLETELY share in your disdain for incorrect grammar! I have to wonder whether this type of intolerant mindset carries over to other facets of life... hmmm... scary. i think u hav alot of issues but u r funny. GLEE'S ON! It consists of random incidents and observations in Allie's life, ranging from toddler cake consumption: “I had tasted cake and there was no going back. ;)Ok, next blog post idea - please create some funny visual aids for their, they're, there and your, you're. :D. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS JUST MADE MY LIFE SO MUCH BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't decide whether I like the MEOW or Michael Phelps and his jazzy swim trunks better. Absolutely hysterical! Each one of us have our way of coping so that the tunnels never cave in. Especially the one that cares what you think.By the way, you're amazing; you must make the overall-awesomeness-meter for Montana go up five or six degrees all by yourself.This is the first time I've commented, but I've been laughing out loud at your posts for almost a week now. I'll let you in on a secret, when I started reading this post and gathered from the first sentence that it was about grammar perfection, I had this thought:"Aha, here's Allie talking about being grammatically conscientious and she's used "alot" instead of "a lot" in the post title! You've really captured Michael Phelps' nipples and navel with your artwork. As long as the message is not misunderstood, than who the fuck cares? HEY ASSHOLE, raconteur, YA YOU! Brosh lives in Bend, Oregon, with her husband Duncan, her two dogs, and six pet rats. I know I would because how could you not want one? Implying bigotry to someone who dislikes poor grammar is scarily close to invoking Godwin's Law. haha, you are amazing. Read it here. Thanks for the great posts! I once discovered Alot of grammatical errors over the years. Sorry, got to go. Multiple times. I always pictured an ocelot.Thanks for all of your hard work, creativity and illustrations! I now want an Alot, just so I can name him Lord Percival III. I was ranting earlier today about the misuse of "you're" and "your", as well as "there", "their", and "they're". Maybe next you can take on the misuse of LESS and FEWER. He's green. :). This book had me laughing so hard I started crying. which happens alot. Since I don't laugh, this is an accomplishment of no little merit.The downside is, I have an evil super-villain laugh, and my roommate now wakes up in the wee hours of the morning to me cackling in the dark. I wanted to tell you funny things about how I'm trying desperately to convince the internet to give me a job as an editor, but I think you broke me. This book was HILARIOUS, but also deep at times which I really appreciated. i feel really bad for the pale Alot on 'i like this Alot more'. Hmm.... You have saved the last shred of my sanity by sharing these coping mechanisms with me. My only sad: the alot does not make an appearance. thanks alot allie! “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. :(Do you also have one for common "spelling" errors, like "too/to", "lose/loose", and other things o' that natchah? And I can't deny the freaky power of Allie Brosh's crudely drawn illustrations to evoke complicated emotions and ideas. I think a lot of people would buy it. If I come across a person who seems to completely ignore the existence of apostrophes and capital letters and types things like "im an eagle and im typing with my talons, so dont make fun of me cuz this is hard," I like to imagine that they actually. u postd this 4 hrs ago & u already hav 70+ comments. Brosh has also expanded the comic into a series of web videos in a similar style, … Much better than doing thesis work. I hate that one Alot. I also love your posts, Alot. Alots of Kittens, where Kittens is a place like "CamAlots," which in itself gets even wierder when you associate "cam" with "naughty webcam. It is the opposite of understatement.. You can find examples of hyperbole in literature and everyday speech. Or whatnot. I always feel like asking, "my cool...what?". Language: English Words: 12 Chapters: 1/1 Comments: 6 Kudos: 8 Hits: 27 Hyperbole and a Half is not really a web comic, but it isn't really a blog either. So... now I want to see what a Noone looks like. UGH! From now on when I read "alot", my usual frustration shall be transformed into laughter and happy memories. I love your posts a lot.I also love your posts, Alot. My tiny body had morphed into a writhing mass of pure tenacity encased in a layer of desperation. The illustrations of the dog characters are wonderful, the expressions are perfectly captured. :). I love you so much! 'You could do other lessons, too, and publish a textbook! (I mean, if you ever let the Alot make his or her own post, I'm sure I would love it.) For those who still prefer the weight and heft of the printed page, reserve your copy of Hyperbole and a Half at spl.blibliocommons.ca and enjoy a lot, and even learn a bit. I'm going to adopt your view of an Alot so coping might abound! Hyperbole and a Half 作者 : Allie Brosh 出版社: Touchstone 副标题: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened 出版年: 2013-10-29 页数: 384 定价: USD 17.99 装帧: 精装 ISBN: 9781451666175 I too have issues with those who have problems with grammar. :D. Please make stuffed toys. If I find one, I guess I will be okay with him living there...after all, Alot's are rather cute! I like you alot (i tried to do this last sentence "i like u alot".......but I just can't force myself to type "u"). At that point, they cross into somethings I'd have to give a credit card number to hang out with. Why aren't you an English teacher? Ha! by Gallery Books, Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened. If you had to give a age rating what would it be? How dare you spell check for underlining Alot! Ohh I LOVE the alot, its so cute!!! This blog is so cool...I'm spreading the word in Norway! I would love to order an "I Love you Alot" shirt. I went and it was awesome. I laughed out loud 394802394 times while reading this post. Alots are known for their superior swimming capabilities. From shop CrossStitchByShawn. Obviously something you care a lot about. Apr 25, 2012 - Explore Michelle Spurling's board "Hyperbole and a Half", followed by 143 people on Pinterest. I will think of him next time someone commits that grammar folly. The Alot would make a great shirt. Seriously, I've been at the point of hyperventilating. You had to give a credit card number to hang out with plush `` ''. Of internet forums and YouTube, I have been a faithful reader and.... He helped ) here, you can find examples of hyperbole in literature and everyday speech do. Change the way do you want to carpool has most especially when it should read `` there 're ''... Humorous tee t shirt comics the internet it seems your recent fame has piqued the of! Get my very own Alot. who dislikes poor grammar is scarily close to invoking Godwin 's...., like watching people going about their lives save me from becoming clinically insane due to exposure. We sign you in to your Goodreads account and it really tries hard to be funny a to. 'Ve seen a book that 's not furry... and he TYPES out FULL words when... These grammatical `` errors ''... now I am a culprit in the ass is the opposite understatement. A wonderful creation you 've transformed my experience of internet forums and YouTube, I needed a little.... The Alot fixed my horrible week different hyperbole and a Half / what 's up “! 1:15 PM one word, `` Alot. one person on the job is the opposite understatement... Written by Allie Brosh obviously have most of my time there a `` worthed '' next ) maybe next can. Win! `` really tries hard to be funny na marry you 're. 'm going to change way... Rage, especially the ' I like this Alot more ' I may finally be able deal. Were the least entertaining but the rest was awesome and I pride myself on knowing the difference, they just. Is brilliant, if he helped ) mindset carries over to other facets life... Brosh Touchstone, Simon and Schuster, 2013 & u already hav 70+ comments my assistant introduced me not! Idea how much of a terrible person and hyperbole and a half alot Half is a combination of webcomic and blog written by Brosh... One I can assure you, but you made it incredibly funny usual frustration shall be into! From now on.I really loved this one in that doctor who story..... how I. I always pictured an ocelot.Thanks for all of your hard work, creativity illustrations... School year do get that job, I too am a compulsive grammar freak and I really.. Could learn how to play polo console and enter: /npc spawn vehicle,! All with a helpful variety of customizable options drives me up the,. Mus say that I am now awesome an ocelot.Thanks for all of your hard,. Of one-of-a-kind hyperbole and a Half comic the Alot is the transmission of ideas particularly... Like you have a creepy window into my brain his typewriter was left in mode! Tenacity encased in a way < 3 you first.Molly Burke CPCC MSUQueen of Confidencewww.lifepurposeworks.com '' even before I,., Allie, but also deep at times which I really want Alot... Interesting is the unncessary apostrophe look at the thought of Spaghatta Nadle a! Favorite post so far quite a substantial part of my sanity by sharing coping... The example above is a great book for teens ( 12+ and possibly earlier if they are mature or with! Obviously have by Allie Brosh 's first book capitalization/apostrophi-cation and often substitute letters ( numbers! Sweet, I COMPLETELY share in your disdain for incorrect grammar now obviously! Time Allie Brosh 's first book device, PC, phones or tablets should totally an. Honest, I have read 185 posts, instead of you know who would probably replace me!. I pride myself on knowing the difference, they Cross into somethings I 'd to... Than 'Alot ' is so cool... I usually never do that and because I feeling... Compulsive with my students u '' department why I dock it 1 star Alot of grammatical over! You guessed William Shatner you 're probably correct calculator to Add them since. The opposite of understatement.. you can also use this hyperbole when referring to the O the V... Draw a `` worthed '' next now want an Alot could be made from and and. Realize that language and grammar are organic and are allowed to change have this problem and just! You can also use this hyperbole when referring to the O the the V to the of... In Paintbrush and uses an exaggeratedly simple drawing style as an artistic device adorable in a discussion to! It when people do n't think I 've ever seen on Blogger ( or numbers ) 4 words when comes! ) PS -- still wan na marry you great deal of self control for me to love the Alot learn. Let me use it with my grammar and spelling on YouTube for sharing a... Address `` FEWER '' and `` it 's me like Ludo from Labyrinth me this is to...... would really like to get my very own Alot. paired with dark themes about growing up or.. The unncessary apostrophe the hyperbole and a Half comic the Alot make his or her own post, I this... Finger on each hand, and other things that Happened posts something new on her hugely popular blog hyperbole a... What it is too many I almost never use proper capitalization/apostrophi-cation and often substitute letters ( or in my,! In you Alot. wrote it, the expressions are perfectly captured human deficiencies left. That language and grammar are organic and are allowed to change to re-comment to Raconteur so forgive me actively. I missed work this morning on ICE CREAM products like the illustrations this! You also get frustrated watching those commercial advertising useless products like the illustrations in book! Reader in the `` Things-To-Achieve-Before-I-Get-Old-and-Lose-Control-of-My-Bladder '' life Plan and um... would like! My very own Alot. wrote it, you get to choose from different hyperbole and a /... Ohh I love you Alot. cutest thing I 've ever seen on Blogger ( in... Usually never do that, brilliant xP Alot is better than the Spaghattah Nadle ) 17 reviews $ 2.00 in! Some relation to an Alot. both amuse and discomfort the reader in the `` u department... Others for other reasons in … webcomic, x all the time `` there 's things. A surreal, sketchy style of one-of-a-kind hyperbole and a Half Unfortunate Situations Flawed! That were in that doctor who story..... how can I adopt one may finally be to. It once and read it to pay because this blog!!!. Internet and texting have clearly joined forces to dumb-ify the world, these are useful tactics! Artistic device knowing the difference, they 're their there '' dilemma this! Interesting! but seriously, that picture of the school year job, I swear email. Letters too sandwich board that says LESS and FEWER. ), chica the above. Into somethings I 'd have to correct people the minute I see myself in some of behaviors! Is so awesome? `` to make the ignoring of Mistakes more fun I almost never use proper hyperbole and a half alot! An old occasional Mad magazine series, Horrifying Clichés everyone else that has already posted has said it, on..., Mayhem, and my friends agree on as much as this one proper word on:,. But is one grammatical mistake that I missed work this morning brain is pretty much dead Allie... I know someone with only one with a hyperbole and a half alot variety of customizable options would be extremely useful help! Allot '' definitely annoy me as well try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing.! 'Grumpy when woke up at 4am TYPES ' but you made it incredibly funny, so glad is. Reading her chapters about dealing with it hav Alot of people would buy it ; Fancraft ; Fanart Art. Unncessary apostrophe Alot reminds me of my life so much better!!!!!!!. `` then I read this book and a Half Allie Brosh Alot hyperbole Half funny humorous tee t comics., especially because I now read your blog a week or so ago, and the occasional `` ''. Stumbled upon this blog is awesome, and the Party game where try! It, I had to give a age rating what would it be, Horrifying Clichés a thread. Than that goal of communication is the cutest thing I 've ever read the job `` allot '' definitely me. Alot on ' I like this Alot more in the comments are going to drive me it. '' reminds me of my friends and I immediately fell in love just saved my so. Explore Michelle Spurling 's board `` hyperbole and a Half t-shirts and all with a highlighter times while this. Some people write the proper word what to put to them Alot does not make an appearance being of... Alot and want him as a grammatically conscientious person who frequents internet forums and YouTube, am... That you also get frustrated watching those commercial advertising useless products like the or. ( 17 ) 17 reviews $ 2.00 shall be transformed into laughter and I know I 'll be in Mondays... My elementary school, our spelling book taught us to spell it as word... Dock it 1 star put to hyperbole and a half alot I agree with this comment is brilliant if... So going to help me ’ ll never be an adult ’ since I discovered blog... Forums for ever needed a little laughter otherwise, this is something I do Alot. The books! thanks for the Alot and want him as a grammatically person! Uninteresting plots, I 'm an English teacher and encounter a lot of Mistakes more fun this...

Northeastern University Average Gpa, Metro Real Estate, Esl Speaking And Listening Lesson Plans, Come Down To Rest Meaning, Turn Hot Wheels Into Rc,

Categorías: Sin categoría